We were just in the eleventh grade
I was working at the pool, and I d just gotten paid
You had never even thrown me a glance
But I had a little money so I took a chance
I kicked a stone with my checkered Vans
I started to doubt all my well-laid plans
But then you smiled and said you d be my friend
It s ten years later and I m calling you again.

Because I got this coupon in the mail
It said by one, get one free.
So now that I ve got the means,
Would you like to have dinner with me?

You had pizza sauce on your chin
That caught the light when I made you grin.
I thought about licking it off
But I knew I wouldn t know when to stop.
My curfew was an hour before yours was
My Casio wristwatch counted down my buzz
Parked in your driveway you said you had a nice time
I still remember your name, do you remember mine?

And if you don t call back
There s not much I can say
But I thought that you should know
This coupon expires in twenty-one days.

Don t worry I understand
You probably already got yourself a man.
I ve gone this many years without you,
Not a whole lot more pain a few more will do.
I just figured it was worth a try.
I thought maybe you remembered me as a decent guy.
A woman like you doesn t need another friend.
But maybe I ll call somewhere around the bend.